Thai food, having recently ousted Japanese food for the king of trendy Asian cuisine, is a delicacy that when prepared adequately can bring limitless pleasure. However, when it fails, well, makes you bitter 'cause you wanted delicious Thai food.
Joya is an amazing restaurant. If you don't like Joya, chances are you don't like Thai food because you're a racist. Everything on the menu happens to be delicious and affordable. Additionally, the portions are very generous. As a fat person, generous portions are what I look for in a restaurant, and it's only a bonus that Joya happens to be delicious as well. Try the large fried calamari, it's huge, cheap, and delicious (incidentally, how I like my women). Did I mention it's cheap? 'cause it is.
The atmosphere there is fun. I happen to like loud, blaring house music because if there's one thing I hate when eating out, it's being able to hear other people chew. God, I hate that. So, on a weekend, don't worry, Joya's ambiance will drown out your lover's cacophonous chewing. Oh, and the delivery's fantastic, too, 'cause sometimes leaving the house is too dangerous.
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Joya is an amazing restaurant. If you don't like Joya, chances are you don't like Thai food because you're a racist. Everything on the menu happens to be delicious and affordable. Additionally, the portions are very generous. As a fat person, generous portions are what I look for in a restaurant, and it's only a bonus that Joya happens to be delicious as well. Try the large fried calamari, it's huge, cheap, and delicious (incidentally, how I like my women). Did I mention it's cheap? 'cause it is.
The atmosphere there is fun. I happen to like loud, blaring house music because if there's one thing I hate when eating out, it's being able to hear other people chew. God, I hate that. So, on a weekend, don't worry, Joya's ambiance will drown out your lover's cacophonous chewing. Oh, and the delivery's fantastic, too, 'cause sometimes leaving the house is too dangerous.